What to watch tonight: Sochi Olympics, ‘Workaholics’

I’m not going to lie to you, tonight is an awful, awful night of television. If you’re watching the Olympics, congrats. If you’re not, meh, take a night off.

2014 Sochi Games @ 8pm, NBC: Tonight’s events include: Women’s snowboarding halfpipe gold medal final, Men’s speed skating, Pairs Figure Skating.

Workaholics @ 10pm, Comedy Central: This is the only thing worth watching. Really, it is.

Melissa & Joey @ 8pm, ABCF: I actually watched this show once. I want my 30 minutes back.

Duke-North Carolina @ 9pm, ESPN: This game will probably get canceled due to weather but, whatever. Leaving it up here just in case.