What to watch tonight: ‘David Blaine: Real or Magic’

A slow night of TV, a slow night in the sports world. Take the wife out to dinner or something. But whatever you do, don’t watch that David Blaine special by yourself. Dude is super creepy.

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. @ 8pm, ABC: Blah blah blah, there’s something about Thor tonight so, yeah, if there’s nothing else to watch.

Lincoln@Gettysburg @ 9pm, PBS: Documentary detailing Lincoln’s use of the telegraph during the Civil War. Actually looks quite fascinating.

David Blaine: Real or Magic @ 9:30pm, ABC: I’m not still not convinced David Blaine is human.

Sons of Anarchy @ 10pm, FX: Because this is a show people watch on Tuesday’s, though, it’s far, far past its prime.