This is what Kelly Ripa sounds like high on novocaine

FACT: 75% of women are completely intolerable when drunk or high. It’s science. Morning show host Kelly Ripa falls into that category. Here she is leaving a voicemail for her husband when she was at the dentist, high on novocaine.

Another fun fact for you: the hotter the girl, the more annoying they are under the influence. Like, Kate Upton after a few glasses of wine—yea, she’s the girl who gets right up in your face to tell you a story. Like, 6″ close, yelling, cackling maniacally. Not that there’s anything wrong with Kate Upton up in your business, but you know, you get the point.