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‘South Park’ killed George Zimmerman

By 10.09.13

There was a zombie apocalypse on South Park tonight and the world needed a hero. A hero to kill a token black person. Naturally, George Zimmeran was called upon to do what he does best—murder black kids.

But George’s bullet accidentally found Cartman and he was sentenced to death for shooting a white person.

Here is George’s electrocution.

Sure, South Park is late to the George Zimmerman stuff. They were in-between seasons when the verdict came down. But Matt and Trey nailed it, they nailed the idiocy of the stand your ground law. They also provided this nifty little map.

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The “we don’t take kindly to all you minorities law” brought me to tears. Thank you South Park.

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