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Ryan Lochte’s massive erection is the nadir of E! TV

By 05.06.13

Here’s Ryan Lochte, sex-crazed star of What Would Ryan Lochte Do if he had a functioning brain, pitching a massive tent (presumably) on TV. Because the FCC doesn’t care what you do if no one’s watching.

Ryan Lochte


Ryan was excited because Jaimee was visiting him. Jaimee is an on-again, off-again f-ck buddy who lives in England and I can’t believe I just broke down a clip of a guy’s weiner on a third-rate cable show. Excuse me while I reevaluate my place in this world.

(via @MayorBurnsy, the internet’s foremost authority on Ryan Lochte’s sexual escapades)

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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