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Nick Offerman’s awesome tips for the realm of coitus

By / 06.05.13

Everyone’s favorite man-muse, Nick Offerman, shared awesome romance tips from his new book, Paddle Your Own Canoe, on Conan last night. He even guaranteed a ride to the realm of coitus if you do one simple thing.

Nick Offerman could probably write an entire book on how to have a beard and a wife at the same time. It would easily be a best seller because most of us have no chance of pulling that off. For now we’ll have to be satisfied with whatever scraps of advice he’s willing to drop from his beard. There’s nothing Nick Offerman could say that wouldn’t improve you.


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