I watched the Miley Cyrus special on NBC last night so you didn’t have to. Here’s a brief summary of perhaps the most bizarre two hours of my life.
10. Is that a brat or a hot dog?
9. I think it’s nice that Snuffleupagus is employed again
8. Is there a human head sex fetish I’m not aware of?
7. And here I thought Abraham Lincoln was out hunting vampires
6. But why is he so angry?
5. FYI: That’s not really Britney Spears you guys
4. “Want to touch the hiney”
3. I don’t think it’s cool to give the little person a dunce cap
2. I feel like she has enough money to get that fixed, no?
1. Miley Cyrus twerking? Miley Cyrus twerking.