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Martha Stewart’s video is here!

By 05.02.13

Word recently spread that Martha Stewart joined, and Conan O’Brien tracked down her dating video for the site. It features candles in hollowed out artichokes and a new and exciting way to encase your meat.

After watching that, I highly doubt she will be getting many suitors that are anything but gold diggers. But hey, if women can do it, why can’t men? I’m sure someone is willing to have awkward sex 8 times a year in order to milk that soy cash cow. Plus, they say prison takes years off your life, so she probably doesn’t have long to live anyway.

Here’s the real deal:



Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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