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JWoww gets butt photographed, is upset

By / 01.07.13
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Then takes to Twitter to share more videos… of her butt. Even though Jersey Shore is over, we’re still stuck with the guidos and guidettes that America inexplicably made famous. Pauly D is still paid more money to DJ than I would get for selling all of my internal organs, The Situation will be hucking energy drinks and workout videos for decades, and Ronnie and Sammie Sweetheart will probably keep showing up on TMZ until tanning bed-related skin cancer claims them both. But none of the cast have stayed in the spotlight quite like Snooki and JWoww, stars of… Snooki and Jwoww. But now Ms. Woww is getting a little more attention than she wanted.

She and Snooki made an appearance on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, the year-end celebration formerly hosted by the ageless Dick Clark. Unfortunately, the cameras caught JWoww’s worst side – her backside – in a deeply unflattering candid photograph that I’ll happily share below. Warning: if you ever thought this woman was attractive before, you won’t now. (You can check out the photo here.)

Needless to say, the reality TV starlet isn’t terribly pleased about having her body portrayed like this to the nation, and she struck back on Twitter (because that’s where you do these things), claiming that the picture wasn’t her – just a girl wearing the exact same dress on the stage at the country’s biggest New Year’s celebration. Uh, that seems like a party foul at best and completely impossible at worst.

Jwoww then posted a pair of videos on “Keek,” which is apparently one of those Twitter video sharing services that is doomed to failure but they pay celebrities to use to make it look popular. They feature – a butt rebuttal, if you will.

Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

Thoughts? Is that the same booty, or did a trick of the light conspire to make JWoww’s rear end look horrific? And seriously, does anybody look good on New Year’s Eve? I’m always too drunk to know or care.


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K. Thor Jensen
About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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