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By 09.05.13

Jason Biggs is famous because he went dickie dunkin’ in a warm apple pie, so you know he has the beat session on lockdown. Apparently Jodie Foster sweat the technique though on the set of Orange Is The New Black. Let’s be clear about one thing though, no man will ever be taking instructions from a woman when it comes to how to master your own domain. Half the guys I know go so far as to lie and claim they don’t get handjobs because they can do it themselves. Sorry, Foster, Biggs has this one under control.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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