Fox News affliate reports Maya Angelou cancels appearance, you know, cause she’s dead

Maya Angelou canceled a couple upcoming appearances. She’s busy being dead. It’s important to note this was reported by a Fox News affiliate and not the actual Fox News. If it were the actual Fox News, they would have blamed the missed appearance on the Obama administration, Liberals, Michelle Obama, Oprah and climate change.

It could be all those things, we won’t know until the coroner’s statement.

[via Death and Taxes]

 

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