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Diego Luna teaches Conan how to swear in Spanish

By 08.06.13

Diego Luna teaches Conan survival Spanish, which apparently involves a lot of swearing. He’s just helping keep Conan on the air because “47 million people speak Spanish today, and we like having sex.” Next thing you know we’re all going to be walking around asking people how their farts smell and telling others not to suck our lollipop.

Lisa Kudrow makes a good point that white people also like partaking in the no pants dance, but we also like having fewer kids because kids suck. The average Hispanic household is still larger than the national average, so you might want to break out the Rosetta Stone. Just knowing how to sas “mas cerveza” isn’t going to cut it for long.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
TAGSaverage hispanic householdConandeigo lunahow to swear in spanishlisa kudrowmenu spanishspanish speakers in americasurvival spanish

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