What to watch tonight: ‘Dancing with the Stars’ season premiere

Everyone, congratulations! We got through the summer TV season without killing ourselves. Now, let’s get ready for some serious fall TV starting with this Dancing with the Stars video. Wait, what? Here’s what else you need to watch tonight.

Dancing With The Stars @ 8pm, ABC: Elizabeth Berkley, Snooki, Bill Nye—a perfect cast of D-list All-Stars.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:37am, CBS: One of the most beautiful women in TV, Diana Agron, is Craig’s guest tonight.

Steelers-Bengals @ 8:30pm, ESPN: As traditional a rivalry as there is in sports. If you’re betting man, go with the Bengals.

Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell @ 11pm, FXX: Really good show that doesn’t nearly get the attention it deserves.