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Charlie Hunnam used a machete to scare burglar

By 07.11.13

Who would be dumb enough to rob Charlie Hunnam, AKA Jax from Sons of Anarchy? Two people according to the story he told on Conan. Thankfully he packs enough weapons to utilize the “Castle Doctrine.”

This story felt like it was leading to him buying a SAMCRO-sized arsenal of guns. Instead Hunnam chose the less lethal but apparently equally effective method of old school weapons. Andy Richter’s suggestion of a mace would have been awesome, but it was the rusty machete that would eventually get the job done.

You don’t run, not when you’re with us… You stand your ground and fight! – Pete Dunham

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
TAGSCharlie Hunnamcharlie hunnam machetecharlie hunnam on conancharlie hunnam robbedConanConan O'Brienjaxjax tellerSons of Anarchy

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