Ladies and gentleman, allow me to congratulate you on getting through those tough summer months without football. Each and every one of you deserves a hearty slap on the ass for your perseverance. You’re a modern day Job. God bless you.
Comedy Bang! Bang! @ 10pm Friday, IFC: Bill Hader’s on tonight and he killed it last week on the Comedy Central Roast.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:37am, NBC: Twitter champ Patton Oswalt makes an appearance.
Breaking Bad @ 9pm Sunday, AMC: Only four episodes left. I predict death in this week’s episode. And next week’s. And pretty much the rest of the season.
The Newsroom @ 10pm, Sunday, HBO: This show hasn’t been picked up for a third season. Is Sorkin giving up on his baby?
NFL Football @ 1pm, Sunday, CBS/FOX: HOORAY!