Bob Filner makes Anthony Weiner look like a JV perv

Conan is sick of Anthony Weiner getting all the attention when San Diego’s current mayor, Bob Filner, makes Weiner look like a saint. It’s an perv-off! It’s a perv-ff.

Conan was right to bring this up because I had only heard whispers in an elevator about Filner’s antics. It’s turns out that he has a pretty impressive perv streak going. If only he was in office when Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote the song, “Jackin’ it in San Diego.” The already amazing jam could have been even better.