Played Lanette in "The Summer of George." Was too much for Jerry to handle solo, so he hired George as his relationship assistant. Grade: A-

Played Donna Chang in "The Chinese Woman." Her fatal flaw? Not being Chinese. Grade: B-

Played Cindy in "The Maid." Made the bed, but also slept in it. Not a very sophisticated relationship. Grade: B+

Played Amy in "The Glasses." Was falsely accused of kissing cousin Jeffrey by a vision-impaired George. Grade: B

Played Melanie in "The Engagement." Eating her peas one at a time was too much to stomach. Grade: A

Played Nina in "The Letter." Had a way with words, which was stealing them from a Neil Simon play. Grade: B

Played Ellen in "The Van Buren Boys." Was a real loser, but Jerry loved her anyway. Maybe it was because of his career. Grade: B+

Played Sophie in "The Burning." Pulled the old "it's me" routine. All her toes were in the proper place but she did have gonorrhea. Grade: B

Played Meryl in "The Wife." Married Jerry to get a 25 percent on dry cleaning. Became an instant nag. Grade: A-

Played Shelley in "The Doodle." Story as old as time: relationship done in by pecans and unfortunate caricatures. Grade: C-

Played Beth in "The Yada Yada." Shared Jerry's distaste for dentists, but sadly was a raging anti-Semite. Grade: B

Played Nicki in "The Calzone." Very gorgeous, she could get Jerry out of any jam. Fell victim to Todd Gack's dating loophole. Grade: A

Played Sandi Robbins in "The Pilot." Wanted to experience everything Elaine experienced, including the breakup. Grade: C

Played Jeannie in "The Invitations." She was just like Jerry in every way, including the annoying ones. That's a shame. Grade: C-

Played Gina in "The Suicide." Her boyfriend was in a coma, but Jerry wasn't alive enough to kiss her. He respected a good coma. Grade: C

Played Donna in "The Phone Message." She liked a Dockers commercial, so clearly it wasn't a good fit. Grade: C

Played Jane in "The Stall." She couldn't spare a square but had no problem talking dirty to strangers. Grade: B

Played Marla in "The Virgin." It was pretty hard for Jerry to wait for her to be ready. Found greener pastures with JFK Jr. Grade: B

Played Sandi in "The Switch." Wouldn't laugh at Jerry's jokes, but was into a three-way with her roommate. Odd. Grade: B-

Played Keri in "The Reverse Peephole." Constantly made Jerry carry things, including a Man Purse. Grade: C

Played Jodi in "The Masseuse." Refused to bring her work home with her, much to Jerry's dismay. Grade: D+

Played Lena in "The Sponge." He got her number off an AIDS Walk list???? Grade: C

Played Naomi in "The Bubble Boy." Any chance of happiness was thwarted, as it so often is, by a sick little kid. Grade: B

Played Lisi in "The Frogger." Refused to breakup. Lived near Riverside Park and the Lopper. Pennsylvania Dutch country enthusiast. Grade: B-

Played Celia in "The Merv Griffin Show." Chastised Jerry for his active hands. Susceptible to grogginess after turkey. Collector. Grade: C+

Played Nina in "The Betryal." Went from Jerry to George. Traveled to India. Subject of many lies. Grade: B

Played Gwen in "The Strikes." Half the time she was hot, the other half she wasn't. Fifty percent is a failing grade. Grade: F

Played Melissa in "The Apology." Had no problem cavorting around the apartment naked. Amazingly enough, that had its down side. Grade: A-

Played Pam in "The Soul Mate." Jerry wasn't gaga, Kramer was. Loved the work unknown 20th Century poet Newman. Scrunchy-friendly. Grade: B

Played Tia in "The Pick." Misconstrued a scratch for a pick. Not a fan of Jerry's grooming habits. Grade: B

Played Jenna in "The Pothole." Used a toothbrush that had been in a toilet. Revenge-exacter. Owner of unfortunate plumbing. Grade: B+

Played Valerie in "The Millennium." Obsessed with speed-dial and owner of a tumultuous relationship with mother. She ain't No. 1. Grade: B-

Played Patty in "The Serenity Now." Got Jerry in touch with his emotional side, which was too much for him to handle. Grade: A+

Played Vanessa in "The Stock Tip" and "The Stakeout." Worked at Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Grade: C+

Played Sara in "The Slicer." Was a dermatologist. Saved people from skin cancer. Wasn't just a pimple-popper. Grade: C

Played Mary in "The Baby Shower." Went out with Jerry one time and wasn't called again. Sure wasn't happy about it. Grade: D+

Played Karen in "The Chaperone." Was Miss Rhode Island. Kramer wouldn't let things get physical. Couldn't sing a lick. Grade: B+

Played Margareth in "The Big Salad." Nice girl, but she dated Newman. Automatic fail there. Grade: F

Played Laura in "The Lip Reader." A real BL, she came in handy at a party. But she's not available for weddings or bar mitzvahs. Grade: B_

Played Rachel in "The Raincoats." Was down to make out at "Schindler's List." Can't trust a girl like that. Grade: D

Played Alex in "The Muffin Tops." Loved all things hairless. The impetus for Jerry's manscaping adventures. Grade: B-

Played Angela in "The Good Samaritan." Perpetrator of a hit-and-run, but damn easy on the eyes. A mixed bag. Grade: B+

Played Lois in "The Race." Was put in a tough spot by her boss, Duncan. Handled it with remarkable aplomb. Grade: B-

Played Hallie in "The Friar's Club." Liked a man in proper dinner attire. Grade: B

Played Holly in "The Wink." Elaine's cousin. Mutton enthusiast. Not into a man that only eats salad. Grade: B-

Played Mulva in "The Junior Mint." Not Hest, Cest, or Gipple. The one that got away. Grade: A

Played Audrey in "The Pie." For reasons unknown, she wouldn't try dessert. Jerry wasn't too sweet on that movie. Grade: A-

Played Isabel in "The Nose Job." So beautiful, but so boring. Classic mind-against-genitals situation. Grade: A-

Played Sidra in "The Impant." She was all real and completely spectacular. Got into some woman-on-woman with Elaine. Grade: A+

Played Marlene in "The Ex Girlfriend." Dated George. Had a "psycho-sexual" hold on Jerry. Grade: C

Played Sharon in "The Outing." Thought Jerry and George were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Grade: A-