Politics… UGH. So boring, so frustrating, and lots of yelling in loud voices at each other. The 2016 Presidential election is still a LONG ways away, but that’s not stopping one unlikely candidate from throwing his hat in the ring — Waka Flocka Flame.
Yesterday Waka Flocka shot a video with Rolling Stone imagining what it’d be like if he was president. He was in NYC for a 4/20 Turn Up Godz show with DJ Whoo Kid at Webster Hall. Shit was LIT (I know because I was there) and smelled what you’d expect a Waka Flocka show to smell like on 4/20.
But anyway, here’s his agenda, which he outlines in the video above.
“First thing I do when I get into office is legalize marijuana.”
“First thing I stop as President is dogs in restaurants. I don’t want to see no animal in the restaurant ever again.”
“Anyone who has feet over size 13 can’t walk in public anymore — They have to take trains, cabs, and buses. I don’t want to see your big ass feet taking all the space on the concrete.”
“Education is important. We need to start teaching these kids more reality… Skills… And they have to learn about lyrics.”
“I’m not wearing a suit when I go to a meeting. It’s fucking irritating. I’m going with a tank top, flip flops, a box of Backwoods, some 1882s…”
“I’m going to raise minimum wage. I think all fast food restaurants should pay $15 an hour since IN-N-Out Burger is doing it. Great fucking idea, In-N-Out-Burger”
Waka Flocka Flam/DJ Whoo Kid 2016. That’s the only vote that matters.