You’ll Never Believe How Much Money Paris Hilton Got Paid to DJ in Ibiza

Human person of note Paris Hilton is spending two months DJing her way through Europe and sharing pictures and videos of her sets incessantly to Instagram.

Here, let’s look at some, the idea being that each one will increase the rage and hatred in your body, culminating in the point where I tell you how much she was paid to fly to an island in the Mediterranean and plug a USB drive into a set of turntables four times and you scream bloody fucking murder.

Two point seven million dollars.

Life sucks.

[Via UPROXX]