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Macklemore Just Posted the Most Insane Instagram Video of the Year

By / 03.12.14

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Today, Macklemore posted a video to Instagram espousing the virtues of men peeing correctly. He captioned: “ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!…IM OUT!!!”

Macklemore won four Grammys this year, including Best Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Some consider him a savior of hip-hop, a person who will bring enlightenment—like speaking openly about peeing on a toilet seat—to the genre.

God help us all.

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