Kanye West planning a 3-hour spoken word album and don’t act like you won’t listen

Kanye West is in the studio working on a new album.

It’s a spoken word joint but it’s not about the rap game, designer labels or Jimmy Kimmel. It’s about nature and dirty diapers.

West is reportedly working on a three-hour recording — available first on vinyl — and it will feature everything from “his views on the environment to life with fiancee Kim Kardashian and their 10-month-old daughter North.”

A source said: ”Kanye loves the sound of his own voice and this will be the ultimate in self-indulgence. ”He has very strong views on everything from music and art to politics and the environment. He’s forever recording his opinions on tape.

So it’s like an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians but for the blind?

West’s hoping the album will earn him a Grammy for Best Spoken Word because every project needs a trophy at the end. If that were true Kim would have at least one AVN award.

And for fans who are particularly enamored by the project, West will offer a special extended version of the album via download.

“If you thought Kayne’s take on composting were crazy, wait until you hear him sound off on irrigation systems! Download now!”

Kanye West plans spoken word album [Contact Music]

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