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Jon Lajoie song ‘Miley, You’re a Good Girl’ is a poignant assessment of pop

By 08.27.13

Jon Lajoie is rarely the voice of reason, but his brand new song “Miley, You’re a Good Girl” might be the smartest thing ever written about the Miley Cyrus VMA debacle.

What Miley Cyrus did on stage at the VMAs is no different than what every other pop star does, though her hair looked ridiculous and it involved more bears than usual, one of which looked like Chuck E Cheese. We’ve featured Rihanna giving a lap dance, Ke$ha drinking her own pee, Lady Gaga getting naked, and Psy doing what Psy does. Miley Cyrus wearing a costume from the “Blurred Lines” video and shaking her mediocre ass really doesn’t seem all that bad. You all need to grow up.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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