The new song “Naughty Farmer” from Turquoise Jeep rapper Flynt Flossy is a modern day “Freek-a-Leek.” That’s right, Petey Pablo has been reincarnated with better dance moves.
For those who aren’t good with words, a naughty farmer is a person who brings out the freaky side in their lovers. They’re also good for a stellar Old McDonald’s hook. Don’t think it’s just guys either. Flossy said in an behind the scenes video that there are female naughty farmers too. Where do I go about finding one of those? I guess it’s time to ditch Christian Mingle for Farmers Only.
In other news, Flynt Flossy is my favorite rapper, or so a t-shirt in my closet would lead you to believe. I may have to upgrade to the one he, Preety Raheem, and Whatchyamacallit were wearing at the end of the song though. Who wouldn’t want “Treat Me Like a Pirate” scrawled across his chest? I’m considering taking a play out of the porn star handbook and starting an Amazon wish list to see what schmucks on the internet will buy me, and this is going to be the first item.