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Farrah Abraham Released a Song Called ‘BLOWIN’ and It’s Somehow Not About Fellatio

By 03.18.14


Two full-blown porn movies, a mercilessly auto-tuned song and a painfully lip-synced video later, I would stamp Farrah Abraham as a sweeping success, but only because I’m doing this thing today where I try to not shit on other people’s life choices. But while I’m here, I’d just like to note that when compared to showing the entire world your asshole, coming out with a song of this caliber is the worst of those two decisions.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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