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DMX Didn’t Like the Internet Calling Him a Bitch, So He Rode the Sling Shot Again to Prove He’s a Badass

By 08.13.14


A few weeks ago, a video of DMX riding a Sling Shot hit the web. The Internet consumed it en masse, because that’s what we do when DMX does things. However, a lot of bloggers apparently commented that DMX’s enthusiastic screams made him sound like a little bitch. X must have read those blogs because he felt the need to ride the Sling Shot again to prove them wrong. Did you skip my post, motherfucker? I didn’t call you a bitch, bro. I just called you a motherfucker, sure, but where I come from, that’s high praise.

Anyway, X took on the Sling Shot again and he even tried to smoke a cigarette while doing it, but the ride operator sent him flying into the air before someone could light it for him. What an asshole that ride operator is.

J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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