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DJ Mag Names the Top 100 DJs of 2013

By 10.20.13

30. Dyro

29. Fedde Le Grand

28. Andrew Rayel

27. Showtek

26. Swedish House Mafia

25. Knife Party

24. Zedd

23. Headhunterz

22. Daft Punk

21. Markus Schulz

20. Aly & Fila

19. Axwell

18. Sebastian Ingrosso

17. Above & Beyond

16. Nervo

15. Calvin Harris

14. W&W

13. Alesso

12. Deadmau5

11. Skrillex

10. Dash Berlin

09. Afrojack

08. Steve Aoki

07. Nicky Romero

06. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

05. David Guetta

04. Tiesto

03. Avicii

02. Armin van Buuren

01. Hardwell


So there you go… Hardwell is the Alabama University Football Team of DJs. We'll see if he plays #2, Armin van Buuren — the Oregon of DJs — for the National Championship or if there's chaos in the BCS and Tiesto — THE Ohio State of DJs — shakes things up. I've always thought Tiesto has a little bit of Urban Meyer in him. 

In other news, ranking DJs is just as subjective and stupid as ranking party schools. 

[H/T: Elite]

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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