David Guetta’s New Song Is A Horrendous EDM Cacophony Of ‘If You’re Happy And You Know It’

It appears as if Tomorrowland 2015 was an amazing time for everyone involved for 99.9% of the time. That 0.1% that wasn’t awesome was the time spent by David Guetta debuting his new track “If You’re Happy And You Know It.”

It’s just awful. There’s no other way to put it. Not one redeeming note at all.

Listen, I’m of the school of thought that everything Guetta touches turns to club banger gold. Love every other one of the dude’s tracks…but EDM and nursery rhymes just don’t mix, bro.

Don’t pass go. Don’t collect $200 – or any money for this terrible rhapsody for that matter. Please try again David Guetta. This was your one time pass. Your next try will be surely better, because it can’t get worse than this.

[h/t Fact Mag]