Allow Fall Out Boy To Teach You An Easy Way To Help Your Friends Remove The U2 Album From Their Phones

People without real problems in their lives freaked out when U2’s new music mysteriously appeared on their phones. What followed was an epic quest befitting of a Homer poem to make it go away. And while there are many helpful existing tutorials on the web showing how to make Bono go bye-bye, this one, discovered by Fall Out Boy while visiting the Jimmy Kimmel set last night, is the simplest.

Yeah, that dude is never getting either of his phones back. Look at the way he runs. That’s like a 16-minute mile pace.

[Via Jimmy Kimmel Live]