This 5-Year-Old Girl’s System Of A Down Drum Cover Is The Most Savage Thing You’ll See Today

What is left to say? In the 3 minute span of that video, I managed to do three sets of curls in my garage while changing my Mustang’s carburetor in my high school football letterman jacket. I may cut down a redwood while eating some beef jerky just for the hell of it. God, I got so much lightning running through my veins right now I could run through a fucking wall, rebuild the wall, and then run through it again. I’M ALL AMPED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW RIGHT NOW, CHIP!

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.