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Welp, here’s the first clip from ‘jOBS’

By / 01.25.13

Ashton Kutcher IS one of the biggest a-holes the computer world has ever seen. It’s kind of a shame that Steve Jobs died before the biopic of his life could be made, because now people will want to be nice to him and they really shouldn’t be. The Apple co-founder was a titanic prick, regularly parking his car in handicapped spots because he didn’t want to walk across a parking lot. jOBS has the stupidest title of any movie this year, and it stars horrible child-man Ashton Kutcher, so I’d place solid money on it being an unwatchable mess. Here’s the first clip, which features Kelso – I mean “Steve Jobs” ranting at an extra-nerdy Steve Wozniak in a parking garage. jOBS opens April 19th.


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About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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