Watch the trailer for ‘Theodore Rex’ — the worst movie possibly ever made

Dear. God.

From the IMDB page:

In an alternate futuristic society, a tough female police detective is paired with a talking dinosaur to find the killer of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals leading them to a mad scientist bent on creating a new Armageddon.

I’ve never seen or heard of this movie until today, and frankly, I want to go back to that life.

I can’t imagine the amount of drugs it takes to come up with the concept for this movie, write this movie, green light this movie and convince Whoopi Goldberg this was a good idea.

Probably enough blow to kill a dinosaur.

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