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The best sex scenes in movies, according to porn fans

By / 06.07.12
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Who better to determine the hottest fake fornication, I ask you? So the enterprising minds at pornhub.com (which I’m not linking to because I don’t want Google to single-handedly demolish this site’s pagerank) took a survey of the assorted masturbators that frequent their site as to the hottest sex scenes in non-porn movies, and the results are a little surprising.

The top-ranking scene, garnering 32% of the votes, was the Sapphic showdown between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan. I’m not quite sure how I feel about the hottest sex scene in movie history being (a) from the last five years and (b) not having a dude in it.

Second place is Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton in Monster’s Ball. I dunno, this kind of creeped me out when I first watched it, and it’s not because of Halle Berry. 17% of PornHub voters didn’t have any problem looking at Billy Bob Thornton’s nude body smashing her, but they probably see uglier dudes naked every day.

Third place is a movie that I’ve never seen and I’m not sure anybody else has either, Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas. Apparently it was a 2001 romantic drama that earned Jolie a Golden Raspberry nomination for Worst Actress. I find it kind of bizarre that 16% of respondents not only remembered this movie, but considered it the hottest of all time.

Other runners-up include Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in Wild Things, Antonio Banderas (again) and Salma Hayek in Desperado, and the threesome from American Psycho. What do you think was left off the list?

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About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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