The teaser trailer for The Counselor leads me to believe the upcoming movie from Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy is about Michael Fassbender watching rich people do awesome rich people things…and cheetahs. If that’s the case, I’ll just go get in line now. It also stars Brad Pitt, whose hair tells me he’s been hanging out with too many hockey players, alongside Cameron Diaz, Penélope Cruz, and Javier Bardem. Not a bad group of people to watch screw around.
I’d like to point out that someone is spelling the name of their movie incorrectly. The trailer shows “Counsellor” with two ‘l’s while IMDB and Wikipedia only contain one. Get your shit together, Counsel(l)or.