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‘Scary Movie 5′ trailer is the worst Christmas gift ever

By / 12.26.12

Well this is going to be awful. Is there anybody out there who is excited to go to the theater and pay full price to see Scary Movie 5? When the best thing you can say about a film series is “it was better when the Wayans Brothers had creative control,” it’s time to hang it up. The latest installment parodies up-to-date flicks like Black Swan and Paranormal Activity and stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Katt Williams and a scene with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. This is what Hollywood thinks it should be doing as civilization comes to an end. Cool priorities, guys. Scary Movie 5 opens on April 12, 2013.


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About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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