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Jennifer Lawrence falls, Renee Zellweger is drunk: Oscars best and worst moments

By / 02.25.13

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Jennifer Lawrence eats it but wins anyway, Daniel Day-Lewis is a class act and more. Here’s the best and worst from last night’s Oscar Awards.

15 Jennifer Lawrence everything

Jennifer Lawrence: Just the best. From ridiculous red carpet antics (threatening Emma Stone in the E! “mani-cam,” demanding to know where the food was) to tripping over her dress on the way to picking up a Best Actress oscar, J-Law secured a place in our hearts this night.


14 Renee Zellweger drunkenly ogles Richard Gere



Clearly the result of mixing botox and booze.


13 Sandra Bullock’s struggle face



She almost looks like a robot.


12 Happy Tommy, Sad Tommy

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He did play Two Face after all.


11 The one-hand Christoph Waltz clap



Nothing needs to be said here. This is just wonderful.


10 Kristin Chenoweth

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Kristen Chenoweth: ABC’s red carpet hostess was massively obnoxious for the entirety of the pre-show. If you’re doing the pre-show, your job is to get out of the way and let the stars do their business. Chenoweth did the exact opposite, making an ass of herself and trying to grab the spotlight. I felt bad for her.


9 Reactions to the boob song



What a glorious GIF: the rolling eyes, the OMG and of course Jennifer Lawrence.


8 Mia Farrow weighs-in




Well, she would know.


7 Quentin Tarantino’s double-barrel salute



6 Michelle Obama

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Michelle Obama: Girl, I love you (and the bangs look great), but you have to know that presenting the Best Picture Oscar is just going to give right-wingers a bunch of things to yell at your husband about. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already doing it.


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Yep, they are.


5 Daniel Day-Lewis

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Daniel Day-Lewis: Okay, check this: dude now has an Oscars record as the only actor to win the Best Actor In A Leading Role three damn times. Even if I wasn’t super crazy about Lincoln this is still amazing. Big ups.


4 Seth McFarlane

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Ugh. The Family Guy creator will go down as one of the worst Oscar hosts in history. MacFarlane laid down so many bad forced-edgy jokes pointed at easy targets that, by the show-ending musical number about the Oscar losers, his voice had turned into a dull, colorless drone. I never thought anybody would make me nostalgic for Billy Crystal, but here were are. Big ups to Robert Downey Jr. for not even clapping for him.


3 Halle Berry talks about vagina



2 Kristen Stewart on drugs

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1 Complete list of Oscar winners

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Here’s a complete list of the Oscar winners from last night.

Best Animated Short Film: Paperman

Best Animated Feature Film: Brave

Achievement in Cinematography: Life of Pi, Claudio Miranda

Achievement in Visual Effects: Life of Pi

Achievement in Costume Design: Anna Karenina, Jacqueline Durran

Achievement in Makeup & Hairstyling: Les Misérables

Best Live-Action Short Film: Curfew

Best Documentary Short Subject: Inocente

Best Documentary Feature: Searching for a Sugar Man

Best Foreign-Language Film: Amour (Austria)

Achievement in Sound Mixing: Les Misérables

Achievement in Sound Editing: Zero Dark Thirty & Skyfall

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role: Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables

Achievement in Film Editing: Argo

Achievement in Production Direction: Lincoln

Original Score: Life of Pi, Mychael Danna

Original Song: “Skyfall,” Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth; Skyfall

Adapted Screenplay: Argo, Chris Terrio

Original Screenplay: Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino

Achievement in Directing: Ang Lee, Life of Pi

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Best Motion Picture: Argo




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About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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