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‘Harmless': Like ‘Paranormal Activity,’ but with porn

By / 05.03.12

This week’s hilariously bad movie idea comes courtesy of a Onslaught Media. Currently looking for funding on Kickstarter, Harmless is a horror movie “in the popular Found Footage style” that tells the tale of a husband who finds a mysterious box of porn in the closet that, once opened, uses its supernatural smut powers to tear his family apart. Quick tip: there’s no such thing as a “mysterious” box of porn. Dude bought that porn and is just making up all the ghost stuff to throw you off the trail.


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About K. Thor Jensen... K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.

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