‘Anchorman 2’ returning to theaters with 763 new jokes

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got a very important announcement from the Channel 4 news team. It’s got nothing to do with jumping into pools.

For one week, starting February 28th, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues will be re-released with 763 new jokes. It’s the Super-Sized, Rated R version.

I’m excited. Here are my honest reactions to the news.

This was my day at work so far…

And my coworker was all like…

Then that one douche who knows “everything” told me about the re-release and I thought…

And my gut reaction was…

But internally I thought…

And now all I feel is…