Blood and death star in Eli Roth ‘Aftershock’ red band trailer

You know what to expect from an Eli Roth movie, and the Aftershock trailer delivers it in inglorious fashion. If there are this many deaths in less than two minutes, the movie itself should be a slaughterhouse. It must have been a blast to sit there and write out 100 different ways people could die and then figure out how to put them in a movie. Not to be cruel or anything, but there are a few people I wouldn’t mind getting hit by a truck.

In Chile, a group of travelers who are in an underground nightclub when a massive earthquake hits quickly learn that reaching the surface is just the beginning of their nightmare.

If you’re still not sold, there is also a cameo by Selena Gomez. Yeah, that did it for you, didn’t it?