Cold Open: Fox and Friends
Mike Bloomberg soda ban and WNBA jokes never get old!
And of course, a GIF of the always-entertaining scroll:
Zach Galifianakis Monologue
Brilliant point about trying to stump Google. “I like to stump Google. Like the day I Googled ‘how many Mexicans live in North Korea?’ Google didn’t know.” Hey look! I found out how many candles Dave Navarro owns.
Game of Game of Thrones
If you're a Game of Thrones fanboy geek, this was by far the highlight of the night. Would SNL even have material if game shows were never invented?
Jennifer Aniston Look-A-Like Competition
Amazing that Friends has been off the air and in syndication almost a decade (nearly my entire adult life) and we're still making jokes about it. That's just shows the deep emotional power of Rembrandt's songwriting.
Weekend Update: James Carville, Google Glasses Geek, and the Girl You Wish You Didn't Start a Conversation with a Party
Next election cycle, I vote Bill Hader to be a political commentator:
“I used to spend so much time of my life looking down at my phone, and now, thanks to Google Glass, the phone is up here and I can use it without being rude or distracting,”
She keeps getting more and more ridiculous…
Racist M&M Store Employee:
Racist Jim would be a red M&M. Everyone knows red M&Ms are the most discriminatory:
The most Zach Galifianakis-esque skit all night. Just one long slow-burn. Hey look, Jon Hamm!
I thought about buying a pair of New Balance's the other day. Now I feel like an old, sad fat fuck.