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By / 05.05.13

Cold Open: Fox and Friends

Mike Bloomberg soda ban and WNBA jokes never get old! 

And of course, a GIF of the always-entertaining scroll: 

 

Zach Galifianakis Monologue

Brilliant point about trying to stump Google. “I like to stump Google. Like the day I Googled ‘how many Mexicans live in North Korea?’ Google didn’t know.” Hey look! I found out how many candles Dave Navarro owns. 

 

Game of Game of Thrones

If you're a Game of Thrones fanboy geek, this was by far the highlight of the night. Would SNL even have material if game shows were never invented? 

 

Jennifer Aniston Look-A-Like Competition

Amazing that Friends has been off the air and in syndication almost a decade (nearly my entire adult life) and we're still making jokes about it. That's just shows the deep emotional power of Rembrandt's songwriting. 

 

Weekend Update: James Carville, Google Glasses Geek, and the Girl You Wish You Didn't Start a Conversation with a Party

Next election cycle, I vote Bill Hader to be a political commentator:

 

“I used to spend so much time of my life looking down at my phone, and now, thanks to Google Glass, the phone is up here and I can use it without being rude or distracting,”

 

She keeps getting more and more ridiculous…

 

Racist M&M Store Employee:

Racist Jim would be a red M&M. Everyone knows red M&Ms are the most discriminatory:

 

Darrell's House

The most Zach Galifianakis-esque skit all night. Just one long slow-burn. Hey look, Jon Hamm!  

 

 

New Balance

I thought about buying a pair of New Balance's the other day. Now I feel like an old, sad fat fuck. 


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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