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16 Most WTF Headlines WorldStarHipHop Has Ever Written

By / 07.23.14

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BroBible is my home, and I proudly carry the torch for them. I bleed blue and whatever our other colors are. BUT… I must come clean and admit that I am also a fan of WorldStarHipHop.

When you go on WorldStar, you don’t feel like you’re on the website that clocks in at 983rd in the ranking of websites with the highest traffic…IN THE WORLD. You feel like you’re on some dude’s blog, and he has no idea how to really work a website, but he figured out how to upload videos. It’s gritty. I love that.

The other thing that WorldStar does well is their headlines. Whoever writes their headlines needs to be promoted, given equity in the company, and hailed globally as an internet hero.

Not many websites can make me crack up simply from the headline, yet WorldStar does it time and time again. Is it intentional…or am I just a big fan of the lingo from the streets? Who can say? Either way, I thought you guys would appreciate a sampling of some of my favorite headlines from the past couple of months.

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Sounds like this was a very informative and expansive interview that I must hear!

 

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I respect the shit out of this walrus.

 

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Anytime you can combine a sentimental story about a woman with a rare medical condition, AND twerking, you’ve got yourself what we in the business call “viral gold.”

 

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I like this one because it’s informative. I’m sure there were a bunch of chicks who didn’t know they shouldn’t fight while wearing skirts with no underwear. Also, I appreciate how they don’t try to lure you into clicking the link by leaving some cliffhanger about what you’re gonna see. When you read, “Her Puss Was Out,” you know what you’re getting yourself into.

 

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This guy is just the master of the multitask, and I appreciate WorldStar for exposing his talents (and penis) to the world.

 

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This guy can’t be stopped!!!

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“Catch a fade” = engage in a fistfight. Or in this case, since they do not have fists, a nub fight.

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We all remember our first grinding on thick Jamaican artist Spice experience…

 

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Struggle is so very real. Hard out here in these pony streets.

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This might be the most specific headline I’ve ever read. We’re just missing the full names and occupations of the combatants.

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Yup, that’s the face of a girl who just got yaga’d if I’ve ever seen one.

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Top = oral sex. First, wow, this pitbull balls. Second, I don’t approve of standing idly by and just watching as a pitbull date rape unfolds before your eyes.

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Who could’ve predicted that such a challenge would result in a teen wildin’ out?

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This headline sounds almost poetic, and yet, it’s about a gentleman getting a “sloppy” blow job at a bus stop while on the phone.

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1) Thank you, Worldstar, for giving this topic attention, while the mainstream media tries to sweep it under the rug.
2) Does anyone know what the new member policy is for the Eat A Booty Gang, or could you potentially put me in touch with their Head of Recruitment?

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Um, I vote “Nah.”

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I’m starting to notice a trend here…


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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