The world's ending tomorrow: What would you save? While most of us would probably choose that perfect 10 we met in Cancun, our favorite brewery, or our Xbox 360, celebrities' priorities would surely be way out of whack. To mark the release of Mass Effect 3 (in stores now!), here are 10 notable "must-saves" that make sense only to the ridiculous celebrities doing the saving.
LeBron James's Mini-Man Purse
You'd think he tote along some dignity and respect inside it, but it probably just includes Propecia and the first book of the "Twilight" series.
Wiz Khalifa's Bong
Wiz is surely going down with a blaze of glory, but since his matte blue Louis Vuitton-check glass was stolen at a show in 2010, we can only speculate as to which device the world's biggest stoner will end the world with.
Rex Ryan's Snacks
Twinkies, ho-hos, jelly beans, his own words, his wife's toes…
The 'Jersey Shore' Cast's Spray Tanner
Don't forget the mini baby bottle for Snooki… err, we mean Snooki's pending spawn.
Ryan Braun's Pee Cup
Just as long as the local FedEx closes early ahead of the Apocalypse.
Dick Vitale's Duke Jersey
With the end nigh, there's no need for him to attempt mask his Blue Devil love any longer.
Mark Zuckerberg's Fireplace Poker
Yes, poking was inspired by a real thing. Yes, the Zuckster's Facebook colleagues are getting sick of it. Yes, he's taking it with him.
He's saving himself, of course — and maybe the masses too.
Chet Haze's Instagram Account
Tom Hanks' rapping offspring can't stop tweeting out ridiculous Instagram photos of himself, shirtless, with some blonde sprawled on the bed behind him. If he had to choose between the girl and the Instagram to save, we're pretty sure he'd be snapping faux-antique pics of himself — and just himself — deep into eternity.