The obvious answer to the Wheel of Fortune puzzle you see before you — at least to any human without a brain injury — is “Surf City Here We Come.” Sadly, for the male Wheel of Fortune contestant on the panel, those were not the words that came out of his mouth. Instead, he blurted out, “Surf Clay Here We Go.” Ah yes, surf clay here we do indeed go. HOW DID HE NOT GET THE LAST WORD RIGHT? The fucking thing was completely spelled out for him.
That wasn’t the only instance of total bed-shittery on the show. The girl in the yellow skirt completed 95% of a ‘Before and After’ puzzle and still had no idea what the answer was. Between her and Surf Clay, the chick in the middle was basically handed the victory.
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