Remember the Week of Sheen? That was the best. Tiger Blood. The Goddesses. The chain-smoking. The obvious sniffling during ABC News interviews. "I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear." Bi-Winning.
I went all-in on the Sheen phenomenon in 2011, and while I didn't sign up for his internship, I did buy a "Tiger Blood" shirt online for $14.99. It became irrelevant when it got to my house. (Sheen hired a crack shipping team.)
Which is a bummer. Even though the Week of Sheen was one of the funniest pop culture events of the decade, and a great book will be written one day about the events that happened after he lost his job at "Two and a Half Men," the crazy ended fast. Which is good for his health, and probably good for everyone who could possibly still personally care for him. But still: A lot less fun.
Last night, though, the old crazy Sheen came back. In a big way. He ordered his 9 million Twitter followers to smear poop on his kid's former school.
This was a "legitimate call to arms," brought down from "our warlock." Poop smearing, you guys.
This is a legitimate call to arms.
my daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar.
if you have a rotted egg
a roll of toilet paper
or some dog shit;
I urge u to deliver it with "extreme prejudice"
to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans.
make me proud.
we will not tolerate this level of
abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock.
And if your feeling the
"show and tell" of it all,
smear the shit to spell one name on the front door;
eat that loser.
The private school responded on Twitter today, telling parents that "Viewpoint School’s highest priority is the safety, security and education of our students. The parent [Sheen] of a former Viewpoint School student who has not attended Viewpoint School since March, 2012 has made certain accusations in the media ... Our administrators addressed the issue appropriately [last year]." Apparently, the security presence was high at the school today.
Asking nine million people to smear poop on a school! Is a new Week of Sheen coming? Are we at a place where we can handle that again? Can Sheen?
(No. No, he can't.)