I thought I was beginning to lose my fucking mind a year ago when I started shaving with five blades (FIVE BLADES! THAT'S SUPERFLUOUS, NO ONE NEEDS THAT MANY!) but I think the fact that I wholeheartedly want to watch this show solidifies my certifiable insanity. Because What Would Ryan Lochte Do? is surely a show designed for idiots and the heavily medicated. It looks fantastically stupid, perfect. And I could be wrong, but this entire show might even be a sick social experiment by E! to see what will happen if the whole world mouth breathes at once. "If that happens, I'm gonna blow farts. JEAH!" -Ryan Lochte
We should keep a running tally all season of words Locthe hacks to shreds while trying to pronounce them. First up is "emphasis." To RL it's "emphatence." Because of course it is.
According to the description on E!'s YouTube channel, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? comes out on April 21 at 10|9c.