This was posted on Reddit a day ago. The question is: Better or worse than that amazing 9 a.m. picture from the Las Vegas liquor store?
Uh... Worse. Definitely worse.
Now, can everyone stop taking pictures of this poor guy? He's obviously killing life too much right now with his "Raising Arizona"-style benders and peaceful airplane slumbers to be bothered to be in your sh*tty Facebook pictures. Keep doing you, Cage. You crazy bastard. And make a "Wicker Man 2" already.