by Boatshoe Bobby on July 3, 2014

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Yep, the title says it all. She’s hot, blonde, Danish, and walking around in public with only black body paint on her upper half. I’d like to see her do this on hard mode and try it on a day where it’s 100 degrees out and everyone’s sweating friggin’ tsunamis out of their skin. It’d be suspenseful like a M. Night Shyamalan movie. Does the paint sweat off? Do people notice? Does she get arrested for public indecency? And then BAM, turns out she’s actually, I don’t fucking know, a dog or something and everything’s okay.

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Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.