We’ve all had a little too much to drink at an airport while waiting for a flight. Few, if any of us, have gotten so hammered that taking a piss at the gate seemed like a better option than taking a piss in the bathroom.

But then again, none of us are famous “Twilight” actors like Bronson Pelletier, who clearly makes his own goddamn rules.

What’s most impressive about this footage is that the gate agent waits patiently for Pelletier to finish before giving the SWARM sign to the authorities. I am not so sure I’d display such restraint of an idiot was giving my workspace a urine bath.