I'm just going to go on the record here and say that I refuse to call actor Jerry Ferrara anything other than "Turtle" until the filmming of the Entourage movie is complete. Sorry, Turtle, until I have a pair of tickets for a midnight showing on the release date, you are just Turtle to me, especially when you're giving interviews to ESPN about the shitshow that just went down to get this movie made.
Here's my theory about the Entourage movie: I think Lindsay Lohan is going to make an awesome appearance in it as Turtle's love interest. Except it gets weird when Turtle wants to move to Colorado to open a weed dispensery and Lindsay's all like, "Noooooo.... you can't do that.... I'm on probation..... My anklet...." Vince is like, "everything always works out" and then the movie comes to a close, pillaging of their $12 ticket until the inevitable sequel that takes place in Madrid on the set of Billy Walsh's new art house flick.
I've really put some thought into this the last few days.
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