It was really too perfect: Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog—who has made his living "pooping on" fake Stormtroopers, humorless Occupy Wall Street protestors, and oblivious political reporter—happens to share a name with that ill-fated Carnival Triumph cruise ship that broke down last week, and became the scene of anarchy, food shortages, and, of course, poop running down the walls. Poop and the Triumph. Triumph and Poop. Clear copyright infringement took place. The puppet made his case on Conan last night, announcing that he's suing Carnival for $900 million. We wish him all the best.

[H/T: Team Coco]