America, what are you doing with yourself? Now, in all likelihood, if you are reading this, you aren't a regular Teen Mom watcher. But you are aware of the premise. From sex, young women get pregnant and then their and their boyfriends lives turn to shit. And you are probably a regular sex haver.
So Bros, watch this. Then, the next time you are thinking about rawdogging it, think of this. I don't care how drunk you are. It's not worth it becoming one of the guys on this show. Wrap it the fuck up.